Captain America: Civil War

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Captain America: Civil War

Postby Big Magilla » Fri Apr 01, 2016 2:58 pm

April Fool's review of the film.

"Then a helicarrier suddenly falls from the sky, decapitating the young Zack Snyder and sending his little head flying towards the camera in 3D before the words “Civil War” explode across the screen, the text written in the boy’s blood and brain matter. It’s a pretty harsh attack from the folks at Marvel against their DC competitors, and such a wildly violent opening that I don’t know how Disney thinks the movie could possibly get a PG or PG-13 rating. Perhaps the studio decided to deliver an R-rated picture at the last minute to capitalize on the success of ‘Deadpool’, but it certainly feels out of place and decidedly wrong, setting the tone for a movie filled with similar missteps."

The full review is here including a shocking ending that if it were real would spell disaster for the genre: ... -1-review/
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